alleykittyvalentina:

yo-its-matt:

fluffychesnut:

buu-black:

sleeepy-boy:

woodmeat:

You niggas don’t wanna battle dick to dick

fence me bro 😤

what the FUCK is that gif

💀

starship-one:

starship-one:

magiikm1ke:

retrogamingblog:

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here

lil-bitch-mccree:

mrdsc1010:

She’s a Disney princess!

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

me getting home after doing the bare minimum 

pochowek:

amosseleznev92:

banishedquasiroyal:

timurmurtazin:

banishedquasiroyal:

plump9000:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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teathattast:

Fascinating

starcrossfever:

anotherdragonsfan:

shikuuz:

he angery

How could u guys forget….

just-shower-thoughts:

Ironically, the word “long” is shorter than “short” while the word “narrow” seems wider than “wide” .

ankle-beez:

perfectcromulence:

goopy-amethyst:

ankle-beez:

Isn’t her middle name “the”?

@golden-labs

i-am-a-fish:

imadepressed1:

i-am-a-fish:

jaehosoek:

i-am-a-fish:

nelliepup2:

i-am-a-fish:

pepprmintyy:

i-am-a-fish:

d-log69:

i-am-a-fish:

tea-withnofixinsplease:

i-am-a-fish:

candleroots:

i-am-a-fish:

it’s dark

lemme help you with that @i-am-a-fish !

AAAAAAHHHHH

Originally posted by excitementshewrote

Originally posted by pavlobot

WHaT HaPpENeD?!?!?!

could someone please turn the light back off again im not properly dressed and im very embarrassed

Okay fish!!! We are very sorry we did not ask beforecoming in and turning on the light

thank you so much dont worry it’s ok i’ll be ready in a second

You okay now buddy?

yes thank you im ready now

you look lovely!!!!!

sodomymcscurvylegs:

a-brad-acadabra:

blitzkriegfritz:

Wholesome pranks

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂